| aka: Productivity Man vs Counter-Productivity Man The story so far: Dean is a secret agent that works for the government, but it doesnt pay very well so he got a part time job at a barber shop. Dean is the best spy in the world, yet he has one majour flaw. he can only speak in rymes. every sentace he makes has to ryme with the last, making his life one giant poem. this can be quite frustrating as he has to remember the last thing he said before going to sleep for when he wakes up the next day. or he will explode. Dick Cheney is a notorios super villain and Dean's arch nemisis for over 900 years. In case you haven't noticed, he is a giant, sentient penis. By chance, during a routine haircut, Dick accidently went to the wrong barbershop. Dean finaly had Dick in his grasp. let this be...their final battle. |
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Warning: May cause you to piss your pants [link]
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It's a perfect day to draw.
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about 650 people are being hospitalized every year because they slipped on dog shit in paris.
"But now situation has improved , what with motorised pooper-scoopers and high fines, the pavements of Paris are walkable now."
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"live in your world
die in mine"
virgin mary, you fuckin' alien
The mother of my son
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